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Kennys Dirty Secret - Gift for geekgirl8It was a warm summer’s afternoon in Unova, although you wouldn’t have known it in the Lostlorn Forest. The trees stayed eternally brown, and a slightly tepid breeze blew across the slightly yellowed ground. For many years, this place had been home to a particularly aggressive Zoroark, but after being confronted by a group of legendary Pokémon from the Johto region, she had been captured by a wandering trainer. Now, the forest had been freed from her illusions, and was home to a number of elegant Pokémon.Kennys Dirty Secret - Gift for geekgirl8 by AuldMisdione
And one not-so-elegant, although he claimed otherwise naga.
Kenneth was lying in a small hollowed out tree in the middle of the forest, trying his best to get some sleep. But for whatever reason, the local Patrat population were engrossed in a turf war with a flock of Unfezant, and their constant Hyper Fangs in combination with Aerial Aces caused an excessive amount of noise.
After waiting for several minutes, Kenneth had decided that enough was enough. He picked
Jamie's Morning7:00 AM and my eyes flutter open as Im pulled from my sleep by the insistent blaring of my alarm clock. I lash out with my hand to hit the snooze button, and Im rewarded with the sound of my fist flattening the alarm clock like a wad of tinfoil and smashing through the nightstand as though it were made of balsa wood. With a rueful moan I rub the sleep from my eyes and look to the floor where the crumpled alarm clock lies amidst the splintered remains of my bedside table. The device offers a last plaintive wail before going silent, the red digital numbers on its face fading to black.Jamie's Morning by mindloop
Sadly, this isnt the first time its happened. Lately Ive been going through alarm clocks like most people go through underwear.
With a heavy sigh, I pull the blankets off of me. I have to use two to keep myself coveredone for my lower body and one for my upper. Then with a grunt, I propel my hulking body in
|Welcome to the Male Muscle dA group!|
Who we are:
This is a group dedicated to male muscle-- ripped and lean, big and solid, growth, furry, macrophile. We pretty much like it all here.
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